About Mackenzie

On a very fateful day in 1987, in Manhattan, a funny looking baby was born. That's me! Mother Dear and I moved to the DC area in the early 90s. I've been here ever since. Manhattan never had a piece of my heart but DC and Atlanta always will.

Mommy always told me to be nice to people but I tend to be overly aggressive and sometimes I make girls cry...it's really not my fault that they're weak. It's fun  to lie to strangers when you meet them at a bar, it's nice to be a different person for a little bit. 

I'm a huge nerd. I probably like books more than I like people...that's probably why I'm sometimes socially awkward. I always carry a book in my purse, no matter where I go.

I wish that Boy Meets World was still on TV. The L Word, Secret Diary of a Call Girl and Weeds will always be the best things on Showtime...besides the soft-core porn that comes on at 2 AM (that's kinda funny to pick apart). 

I stretch every night before I go to bed and every morning when I wake up. If I don't, I get really grumpy. If you ever sleep over, do not ever wake me up before I'm good and ready to wake up. I'm giving you fair warning, I will cut you. Don't ever come between me and food, I will cut you then too. I'm not kidding. 

Chipotle should be a food group in and of itself. And it should be open 24 hours a day because I crave it at the most inopportune times.

I Facebook creep on people on a regular basis. Don't judge me; you know that you do the same thing too, I just have the courage to admit. 

I don't take shit from people, I don't care who you are. If you have something to say, say it and I will respect you for it because it's your opinion. That doesn't mean that I have to like it and vice versa. 

My family is the most important thing in the world to me. We butt heads on the regular and that's our prerogative. If you are stupid enough to talk shit about the fam in front of me, I will donkey punch you.

I really love the 1980s. If only I had been born 10 years earlier, I would have rocked the big hair and fanny packs like it was my job. Then again, had I been born 10 years earlier, I'd be 34 right now. Not happening.

I make myself laugh on a regular basis with all the stupid shit I say and do. It's too bad that the world doesn't have the same sense of humor...

I'm a 20something girl, living, eating & breathing in the 301. I'm a wannabe writer, a college student, a fashion enthusiast, a basket-case, a hard ass, a make-out fanatic, a slightly feisty, a fabulous, a random, a dangerous, a cheerful, a picture enthusiast, a sarcastic and a funny girl that's just trying to make it through life without any major mistakes or crazy occurrences.