Things that are awkward...

Me. I've come to the conclusion that I really am socially awkward. I'm weird like that. At times, I'm totally fine and other times, I freak out when I have to talk to new people. I don't know why. I look at my friends and they're not awkward (not really). They're so much more outgoing and what not. They also all have siblings. I strongly think that that contributes to their personalities. I mean I have a brother and everything (mommy found him in a trashcan and thought he was cute so we kept him) but he was never really around when I was younger.  Fail.

I'm sorry that I've been the worst blogger ever lately. I don't even have a good reason/explanation. In all honesty though, every time I sit down to blog/stalk your blogs, something comes up. I just need to start turning off my phone and ignoring the world so that I can get shit done...or so that stupid people don't piss me off every five minutes.

It's such a blah day today. There are so many things that I need to do today but there just doesn't seem to be enough hours in the day to get everything done. Life Fail.

I cannot be more pleased that tomorrow is Friday. It's my friend's birthday tomorrow so he's having a dinner party and we're all supposed to bring food. For some reason, I volunteered to bring stuffing. I don't even know how to make that shit. Lord help us all the minute I turn on the oven. I'll keep you posted.

Happy Thursday

You know what I like about Thursday? It's the day before Friday (cue crappy Rebecca Black song).

I am so looking forward to the weekend. I'm going to sleep in, do some homework, clean my apartment and do all the shit that I haven't been able to do lately. I'm probably not going to do any homework, let's be serious. BUT I am going to watch a lot of football because that's what happens on Sundays now.

I'm still in bed. I really like having class at 1230. Since school is only about 10 minutes away from me, I don't have to rush or anything like that. Be jealous that it's 11AM and my day hasn't even started yet.

I went to the mall with Mommy last night and we saw this guy wearing a t-shirt that said "I love vagina". I'm pretty sure he was gay but either way, it's ballsy as shit to wear a shirt that out there. He might as well have been wearing a shirt that said "i love it when you sit on my face". I would die laughing if I saw that shit.

I'm going to get up and be productive now...maybe. My bed is so much more appealing than going to class. Weak sauce.

It needs to be Friday night, 5 minutes ago.


I like this song, a lot. I think that you should too...

Weekend Recap

This post would have come sooner but I legitimately didn't have time for it, actually doing shit wears me out! Thursday was my mom's birthday, she swears that it was her 45th. Lies. Add about ten years and you'll have her correct age but to humor her, I keep wishing her a happy 50th every year. Anyway, being the nice daughter that I am, I bought her tickets to tour Fallingwater. If you don't know what that is, feel free to educate yourself here. I think that it is, by far, one of my favorite Frank Lloyd Wright homes. It's absolutely stunning. Our tour appointment was at 8:30AM (ungodly hour) and we left my place at 4:30AM (an even ungodlier hour) because we didn't want to get stuck in traffic or get lost. We didn't get stuck in traffic but we did get lost. Mommy blames it on the incredibly dense fog but I blame it on her inability to read a ginormous street sign. Seriously though, the fog was so dense and so low that we couldn't even see the brake lights on the car in front of us. Mapquest decided to play a sick joke on us and take us through the backwoods of PA. Kid you not, we were driving on two lane, rollercoaster like roads; there were cornfields on one side and cows and horse on the other. I was totally okay with that because I like to get down with nature. But then, I happen to notice lovely Confederate flags everywhere. My mom instinctively locks the car doors and we both check our phones...of course, we had no service. The dramatic person that I am, I immediately start ranting about how the car is going to die and backwoods, inbred rednecks are going to sniff us out. They're going to come find us and then they're going do horrible things to us AND make us squeal like pigs. I've seen Deliverance and everything that happened in that movie happens in real life, duh!

Anyway, we make it out of the Confederacy alive and we get to Ohiopyle, PA. Cutest little place I have ever seen. I really need to go back there for a weekend with a friend (preferably a boy) and shack up in a cabin and do nothing, or something depending on how you look out it. Anyway, we finally make it to Fallingwater unharmed. Smart girl that I am, I had forgotten to charge my camera the night before so it died halfway through the tour. Idiot. I did take some sweet pictures with my phone though. I really took the most random pictures ever.

We got back from PA a lot earlier than we thought that we would so I decided that we were going to the gun range because I wanted to learn about the classes that they offered. I'm really glad that Mommy went with me because it was really intimidating and had I been alone, I probably would have just walked out. She was not happy to be there at all because she thinks that I have anger issues and that as soon as I learn how to shoot a gun, I'm going to go out and buy one and start shooting everyone that pissed me off. We actually had a serious conversation about it that resulted in me getting really pissed off. She actually thinks that I would physically harm someone. REALLY?!? If that's the case mother dear, then you should reevaluate your parenting skills. I would never, in my life, actually physically harm someone. I don't have the time nor do I have the patience for it and oh by the way, I was taught that hurting others is wrong. That whole conversation with her thoroughly annoyed me.

Moving on. On Sunday, I spent some much needed girl time with my friend Chelsea. We had sushi and we went to see Our Idiot Brother. It was pretty good. I'm so glad that we had girl time because we really needed to vent and get things off our chest. She's so cute, I love her.

Today, I was supposed to go to the beach with my friend Bruno and his friend Philippe. That didn't quite work out because the weather wasn't looking so hot. Instead we decided that crabs were a better idea. Since Philippe had never been to Annapolis, we decided to go there to stuff our faces. I'm from Maryland so I'll crush the shit out of some crabs but today I wasn't quite feeling all the work . We settled for a dozen crabs, shrimp and a shit ton of fried because we're cool like that. After we stuffed our faces, we decided that  going to Ikea was a good idea. Seriously, best idea ever. I love that store but I hate it when I go in there and don't have the money to buy everything that I need. I saw that couch and all the furniture that I want for my apartment. I needed to go and see that shit, now I'm totally motivated to get back on that track. After we left Ikea, we went to Coldstone because we're fatties like that. I pay no attention to college sports so I had no idea why the traffic was so bad in College Park. Turns out that University of Miami was playing UMD and that's why traffic was so bad on Route 1. Damn football.

By the time I got home and sat down on the couch, my exhaustion finally settled in. Tomorrow, I promise a picture post with all the good shit I took at Fallingwater. Until then, I'm going to catch up on my sleep.

Later bitches!!

How I didn't spend my weekend

This, however, is what I did do...

 

I'm not a loser, nor was this a pity party for myself. I was just too lazy to go out. I did actually go to a baby shower yesterday. My friend was there with her baby, who is my favorite little munchkin ever. He really is too cute, his facial expressions are absolutely priceless.

Song of the day. This is also how I didn't spend my weekend, gyrating around in some dark warehouse, while men with washboard abs fondle me. There's always next weekend though. Enjoy...

Truths for Mature Humans

1.       I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2.       Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

3.       I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

4.       There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

5.       How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6.       Was learning cursive really necessary?

7.       Mapquest really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure that I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8.       Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9.       I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.

10.   Bad decisions make good stories.

11.   You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just won’t do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12.   Can we all agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.

13.   I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14.   “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means that I will never wash this--- ever.

15.   I hate when I miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? ****it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and then goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and then run away?

16.   I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17.   I keep some people’s numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18.   I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

19.   I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night, more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

20.   I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routine option.

21.   Sometimes I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize that I had no idea what the heck was going on the first time I saw it.

22.   I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring the groceries in.

23.   The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.

24.   I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

25.   How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?

26.   I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

27.   Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

28.   Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber and dumber every year?

29.   There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you’re going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

30.   As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists.

31.   Sometime I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

32.   Even under ideal conditions, people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I bet my *** everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

***Disclaimer: I did not write this, I found it courtesy of Stumble Upon (best website ever)

Also, I’m very sorry for my brief absence. Finals were more important and I needed to focus enough to run train on those bad boys. Finals are over and I will be spending the entire weekend in bed, reading, staring at the ceiling and doing a whole bunch of nothing because I can.

Song of the day,enjoy...

Also, I just want to thank my followers...you guys make my heart skip a beat.