I am a horrible person

No seriously, I am. I have been sucking at life lately. I got my laptop back at some point last week, it might have been the week before...I honestly can't remember. The damn thing has been sitting on my kitchen table since I picked it up. I've been so busy/so tired that I let everything fall by the wayside. My apartment looks like Halloween/my entire closet/Tinkerbell exploded in it; it's ridiculous. I started cleaning it last night when I got home and there was literally glitter everywhere. My life is somewhat in shambles right now.

Thank you so much for all the blog love and comments that you left in my brief (and never to happen again) absence. I have so much blog stalking to catch up on; there aren't enough hours in the day!!

I got another tattoo. As soon as it finishes healing, I will post a picture for you.

The snow did not hinder my Halloween plans but I know that it did for some. Oddly enough, I was the designated driver all weekend. It was funny because I went out with some of the guys, one of whom happens to be a cop. He's hot, he let me play with his gun AND his taser. Both were made "Mackenzie-safe" (similar to child-proof) before I started prancing around his apartment with them. I have so much to tell you!

Shane, to answer your question...Mr. One Testicle really did only have one. Here's the link to that post so that you can read the whole thing. I will most likely not be seeing him again (on purpose) but I run into him randomly around Bethesda. Since given him my number, he has decided that I'm the perfect girl to drunk text at last call to get me to go home with him. Excuse me?! That's not happening, buddy. I texted him the next morning and told him to just delete my number from his phone if he was stupid enough to be that girl. That sucks because I actually liked him as a person. His loss.

I have to run because I've got to get to work. I do have a little glimpse of me in prime Halloween action. I'll upload the video asap so you can laugh as much as I did when I saw it.


1 comment:

  1. Dude, I so hear you. My entire apartment is a wreck. My bathtub is still stained blue from washing my hair out on Halloween night. My closet.. God help me.. has no kind of order whatsoever these days. And yeah, I would much rather sleep/zone out than blog. There really isn't enough time in the day.

    Congrats on the new tattoo. Can't wait to see it. I'm too much of weenie to get one. :)