Quick like a bunny!

This is only a quick post because I'm in a hurry; tomorrow I promise that I will wow you with an amazing post. I'm going to see Huey Lewis and the News at Wolftrap with my friend Frankfertur tonight. I told her that I would be at her house by 6PM, she only lives about 15 away from my office so I'll leave at 530 (to account for DMV rushhour traffic on River Road). I've been at work all day but I've done close to nothing. I answered a few phone calls, checked my messages, wrote some emails, had a very nice conversation with this program coordinator that we need to partner with. I went to pickup Chipotle and I brought it back to the office to stuff my face will listening to Duran Duran.

Yesterday was my first day back at the restaurant. It really wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. There are a few incredibly stupid bitches that need to stop talking to me though. This one girl that I worked lunch with acted like we were best friends; she said that she'd seen me come in from time to time blah blah blah. It came out in conversation, with another person, that I went to the French school. She interrupted the conversation with her stupid comments.
Her: O-M-G. You went to the French school?
Me: Yes (I was giving her the look of death and she still continued talking as if  she didn't even see it)
Her: It is such a small world, I just can't believe it. Do you know (insert name here)?
Me: Yes still giving her the look of death)
Her: Like, I cannot wait to tell her that I know you! She's totally going to have a cow.

I'm sorry, what? First of all, stupid bitch, please stop talking like a Valley Girl because I really want to punch you in the uterus. And second of all , that girl is not going to have a cow when she finds out you know talked to me. She's not going to give two shits. Also, you might want to pick up a few non-verbal communications pointers; they make books on that. You should be able to pick up those signs and shut your mouth because I was giving them to you in full force and I wasn't the only one. I hate people that don't pick up on my :fuck you" vibe. Anyway, there's this guy, we'll just call him Brain. I started talking to him and we really hit it off, he's legit. He raps, freestyles, whatever you want to call it; the previously mentioned Stupid Bitch decided to nickname him Slim Shady. Really? You's an ignant bitch. This guy also happens to be hot. He was telling me about this group that he volunteers for. It's called Save your brain; it promotes safety awareness for young athletes in terms of concussions and things like that. I was really impressed with this guy. One of the chef's, my Jamaican, took him upon himself to tell me, in front of the guy, that he thinks we would make a great couple. It got real quiet. Really Jamaican?! I love you, but come on! I hate it when he does that. He proceeded to elaborate about how he knows me and he knows the Brain and in his personal opinion, we would really hit it off. This kid is only 22 but he's just so cute though! He asked me when I was working again so that we could finish our conversation. I told him I wasn't working until Thursday and he started writing stuff down. I asked him what he was writing and he said that he was going to All Good this weekend. He wouldn't remember what we were talking about come next Tuesday so he had to write it down so that we could pick up where we left off. I kinda cocked my head to the side and looked at him. He started blushing and said that he were having a good convo so he wanted to finish it. It tugged at my heart strings...


  1. that's a cool story almost movie like lol


    PS. I saw Huey Lewis and the News and they are awesome live.

  3. Aww that Brian person is cute for doing that! At first I thought it was a little weird, but I get it now! lol Ravage him.

  4. Oh I hate it when I find a funny and interesting blogger and have to be somewhere so I don't have the time (hours) to go read older entries. Have gone back a few, but need to go and wanted to tell you how much I enjoy your writing! I read another blog last week and this person could not form complete sentences, etc. I had a blog on Diaryland from 2000 to 2005-ish and miss it. Lurvin' on ya Mackenzie and can't wait to finish reading. Just wanted to let you know you have at least one fan!