Yesterday was my first day back at the restaurant. It really wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. There are a few incredibly stupid bitches that need to stop talking to me though. This one girl that I worked lunch with acted like we were best friends; she said that she'd seen me come in from time to time blah blah blah. It came out in conversation, with another person, that I went to the French school. She interrupted the conversation with her stupid comments.
Her: O-M-G. You went to the French school?
Me: Yes (I was giving her the look of death and she still continued talking as if she didn't even see it)
Her: It is such a small world, I just can't believe it. Do you know (insert name here)?
Me: Yes still giving her the look of death)
Her: Like, I cannot wait to tell her that I know you! She's totally going to have a cow.
I'm sorry, what? First of all, stupid bitch, please stop talking like a Valley Girl because I really want to punch you in the uterus. And second of all , that girl is not going to have a cow when she finds out you