Clip of the day, Anjelah Johnson. She's funny as shit and if you haven't heard of her, you don't know what you're missing.
I dare you
I live in an apartment building with 11 apartments in it. There's a laundry room in the basement with two washers and two dryers. There's a building across the courtyard with 11 apartments in it as well. They also share our laundry room. Now I completely understand that that's a lot of people sharing two washers and two dryers. I also understand that you constantly have laundry to do because your children act like wild animals and come home from school absolutely filthy. No, I have nothing against children. I think they're adorable; I just don't like yours because I can hear them acting a fool through the walls (please keep in mind that I live on the third floor of the building and you have a basement apartment). I heard the washing machine buzzer go off 30 seconds ago. There was absolutely no need for you to take my clean shit out of the washer and put it on the dirty ass table in the laundry room. Yes, again, I completely understand that you have laundry to do as well. I was on my way downstairs to switch loads. I think it's extremely rude and completely uncalled for for you to take my clothes out of the washing machine because you need to use it. For future reference, if you see me doing laundry and my stuff is done in the machine, let me know. Do not take my shit out of the washer OR the dryer because you need to use it. If you do it again, I. WILL. CUT. YOU. Thanks in advance for your understanding.