Do the crotch dance!

I actually had shit that I was going to post, good shit too. But then I saw this video and I got so distracted. I'm not quite sure what to make of this shit. Once you watch it, you'll understand what I'm talking about. 

The video's got cameos from Simon Rex, Wilmer Valderrama (so sexy) and Ron Jeremy. At first, I was confused as to whether or not it was a real video. WTF?!? They're definitely at Venice Beach though, that place is legit. If you haven't been, you should go because it's pretty sweet.

Anywho...

If you guys haven't seen the movie Columbiana, you really should only because Zoe Saldana is hot and the movie's awesome. I was standing in line to get the tickets with my friend Lrog last night and some guy behind us heard us talking about the movie, he told me I looked like Zoe Saldana. That's not the first time I've heard that either. Lrog tells me that a lot. I don't see it but I'll take it because she's hot as shit.

We were just supposed to do dinner and a movie. The night turned into a movie and shenanigans. Every time we go, it's always something different. I really should start blogging about our adventures because they're fucking hilarious. I don't know what it is about the two of us but we really are partners in crime. I'm going to have to discuss this with her to see what her thoughts are on "The Chronicles of Lrog and Mrog" and I'll get back to you.

In other news, it's currently 57 degrees in DC. That is cold as shit, not really though. I'm not physically built for winter, I just don't have enough meat on my bones. Either way, I've definitely been bundling up. I had to break out my Uggs today and people looked at me like I was insane while I was walking down the street. Keep in mind that these people were actually wearing coats. Stupid fucks.

You know what I'm doing with my Saturday night? Laundry and homework. I'm not lame at all. At least tomorrow's Sunday and I can watch football. I'm going to watch the game with this guy that I met last night. He's hot as shit and he's from TN (southern accent included). Seriously though, he's hot as shit. I'll let you know how it goes tomorrow.